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when you black out, and hook up with a black person.
Devin: I got so drunk last night I passed out and fell down a hill.
John: Oh man, that sucks. You might've double blacked.
Devin: What's that?
John: Its when you black out and hook up with a black person. Order doesn't matter.
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To be considered one of the best alcoholic beverages to hit stores.
A six pack of Double Blacks will guarantee a great night.
Tastes excellent and goes down easily.You sometimes lose various garments in the ensuing night of blurry double images and meeting with the floor.
Rather cheap comparatively, the Smirnoff Double Black is an excellent choice for a good night.
Dugong: Hah! Remember the time we got nailed off those Smirnoff Double Blacks and went and smashed a heap of shit at the Christian School?
Bettsy: Hah! Yeah man that was sick!
B Rad: Was that the time you taxed that randoms sprinkler and wrapped it around the Jesus Statue?
Dugong & Bettsy: HAHAHAHA! I can't remember......
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While skiing with your partner, have them skiing backwards between your skis. With sufficient momentum, have your partner crouch down and proceed to provide oral stimulation of the genitals. Like the sexual acts namesake, this move is for experts only.
Me and my girlfriend successfully pulled off the Double Black Diamond, making the snow a lot stickier for skiers behind us.
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The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.
Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...