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A double bluff is a type of bluff where you lure your opponent into thinking that you are bluffing, and commit to a position based on the perception that you're bluffing, when you in fact hold all of the cards. It's a very dad humor type of prank humor. E.g. filling a jar with spiders, placing it next to the cookies, and labeling it SPIDERS DO NOT OPEN.
Don't open that jar it's FULL OF SPIDERS!
"Ahhhhh! I thought you were kidding!"
"Ahahaha yes, it was a double bluff I got you!"
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A specific type of of irony. When someone bluffs a bluff, if the person who originally bluffed falls for the second bluff it is a double bluff.
When someone makes a sarcastic remark, if you make your own sarcastic remark believable enough to get the person to think you didn't pick up on the sarcasm. It is a double bluff:
"Hey Steve, that fish shirt your wearing is pretty sweet. You should wear it everyday."
"Thanks Tage, I know. I love it and I am tempted to wear it everyday."
"No Steve, that shirt sucks. I was just kidding."
"Obviously, DOUBLE BLUFF"
If a bunch of college guys pull a prank on some girls by staging a fake robbery in a house and the house actually gets robbed while they are joking about it being robbed. It would be a double bluff.
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Also known as reverse phychology.
made popular by Cartman on Southpark. Kyle, being a Jew, is accaused of using this tactic.
"Nice try Kyle, but I see throught your Serbian-Jew Double Bluff"
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To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.
J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"
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Rod Blagojevich's failed appeal to the Illinois State Senate
Nice try Rod, but we see through your Serbian Jew Double Bluff
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Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.
Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
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Fisting or pulling a double five finger spread, one hand in vagina, one in ass.
one example is the texas pizza trick,as it resembles kneading dough back and forth.
he gave her the bluff double stuff
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