double bubble blowout

When an individual chews double bubble so voraciously that they create a cyclical or rythmic sound of saliva & chomping that eventually causes paralysis, deafness & potential of loss of appetite for those poor individuals around the perpetrator. Sever causes have been know to shatter windows, crack building foundations & register on the richter scale.

Billy: I drove by your office today and saw cracks all over the building, what the fuck happened?

Christoph: Mike got his hands on a serious stash of double bubble, biggest double bubble blowout i have ever witnessed, i still cant hear in my right ear, what the fuck.

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