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(adj.) convoluted, full of internal links
also: double backflip pirouette into a triple lux quadruple cartwheel somersault
"My aunt's college roomate's cousin was in town and I had to take her to the store to get a frozen puff pastry so she could make baklava for my sister's dog's former owner, who was coming over for dinner, but on the way I was stopped by the police for speeding and my liscense expired yesterday because I didn't get a ten-year renewal - only four-year - but I still could have made it if it weren't for the traffic lights being out at 4th and Montgomery, which had a long wait plus I have bad tires so I couldn't drive too fast, so that's why I was 15 minutes late."
"That is the most fucking double-backflip explanation I ever heard in my goddamned life."
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Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.
She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.
The leader of the girls lacrosse team. Plays offense and defense.
Helga plays lacrosse.
What position?
Double Backflip Top
First you insert both arms to at least your elbow into their butthole and then proceed to do a double backflip and landing with her sitting on your dick. This move is extremely difficult but effective
Michael put sticky Nikki into the double backflip butthole submission. After he performed this move he nutted harder then any other person ever has.
In an all-male threesome, two men lay on their backs with their penises touching to create a "Double Boner." The third male, standing on an elevated platform positioned above the other performers, proceeds to do a backflip off of the platform. At the end of the rotation, the diver will land with the two penises engorged in his rectum successfully completing the "Double Boner Backflip."
Man 1: "Hey man, how's Kappa Alpha pledgeship at the University of Tulsa going?"
Man 2: "Well it was kind of boring until they made us do Double Boner Backflips with each other."
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When you and your girl are having sex, she does a backflip eagle split right on to your face and eats her out.
She wanted me to eat her out. I told her to Backflip double split eagle on my face