doubledangdiddleydong

A huge double headed dildo no less than 34.5 inches long and a girth of somewhere between that of an 8.4oz Red Bull can and a typical 12oz soda/beer can.

Person 1: Man, I came home last night and caught Amber & Jennifer naked and playing with each other...it was KWAYYYZEE!
Person 2: PLEASE tell me they made the doubledangdiddleydong disappear!
Person 1: Ohhh hellz yeah.