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Douche Canoe

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014

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Douche Canoe

Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"

by Dino V. February 19, 2007

2261πŸ‘ 490πŸ‘Ž


Douche Canoe

The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Douchery’s to celebrate Douchemas.

*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.

by ThisOldSoul December 23, 2018

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Douche Canoe

1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."

If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!

by MFaF September 13, 2009

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Douche Canoe

A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.

β€œLook at that douchebag over there”
β€œHe is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
β€œShut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”

β€œ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 26, 2019

58πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Douche Canoe

a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason

look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes

by G millz May 3, 2012

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Douche Canoe

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.

No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe

by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011

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