Douche Milk

A dead beat dad that milks everything and everyone in his path. Instead of shit talking him in front of the child, you just call him douche milk.

Rob, oops, I mean douche milk is such a ridonkulous hipster zen wannabe.

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milk douche

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.

Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.