douchetool

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.

Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools

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douchetool

when one won't suffice or a guy just deserves both, its easier to combine than waste your breath to say both.

That guy broke up with her but still stalks her, what a douchetool!!

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Douchetool

Somebody who is a tool, and a douchebag.

Derek is a douchetool.

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Douchetool

A person, generally a man, characterized by bad hair, trendy tattoos, and earrings; usually smells strongly of both body spray and alcohol.

Moronic, unemployed loser.
Said person is both a "Douche" and a "Tool."

douchetool douche tool douchebag

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