An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.
*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*
Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
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Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.
"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
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The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Doucheryβs to celebrate Douchemas.
*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.
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1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
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A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.
βLook at that douchebag over thereβ
βHe is such a douche that he doesnβt even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoeβ
βShut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoeβ
β I canβt stand that tinder loving douche canoeβ
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a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason
look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes
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A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.
No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe
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