1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.
Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!
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1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...
2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.
Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...
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a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.
"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."
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a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.
"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"
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When you find a hot douche and you fuck
Hey I had a douche fuck last night!
a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.
Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"
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