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noun: loud, obnoxious exhaust system, most likely on a crappy foreign car, driven by douchebags. Usually installed improperly thus creating not a respectable sound of a finely-tuned race car, but a loud, droning buzz or series of pops that the owner of said car thinks is truly amazing, sounds awesome and is a true show of horsepower. Uncannily attracts teenybopper girls who think the car is straight out of Fast and Furious or other douchebags with similarly crappy cars and annoying exhaust systems.
Me: Man, what is that awful droning noise? Do you hear that?
Steve: That's Jeremy's exhaust.
Me: Yeah? I guess he's got all the bitches coming to his douchebag call...
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When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.
Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
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