douche hat

A not-so-common synonym for flat-brimmed cap 'flat cap', most commonly used by baseball players. Also commonly used in common urban culture. It is nicknamed a douche-hat because it is common dress of many high-school douches, douchebags, assholes and jerks.

Person 1: "You're wearing a douche hat? Lame."
Person 2: "Hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-fucking time, y'know!"

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douche hat

1 : Completely idiotic, without redeeming value, used when douche bag is not derogatory enough (after all, douche bags serve a potentially useful purpose.)
2 : Totally useless or frivolous, as in a miniature hat meant to sit on top of a douche bag.

That guy came out of nowhere and kicked me in the nuts for no reason! What a douche hat.

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douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

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