Douchic

A combination of douchebag and chic. Prounounced "Doo-sheek". Very chic but in a douchey way. Think designer Italian douche bag. The opposite of Doucheeky.

That girl is sooo douchic grocery shopping in her prada shoes and talking loud on her blackberry.

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douchicity

The unit of measurement to give frame of reference to how much of a douchebag someone is or can be.

I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.