down egregious

The final level of down bad before cataclysmic. Any individual found in this state should be avoided at all costs, as they are ranked far above Keter on the S.T.D scale.

Even oompaville himself couldn’t contain anyone like this.
They are so down bad horny they are willing to give an individual anything and everything for them.
Do not allow two of these in the same area, they will break reality, until all that is left is an endless void of

Belle Delphine bath water.

LOGS, ?-?-02

The first instance of a “down egregious individual” is found over the Virgin Islands. We have transcripts from the pilots flying over the island at the time of their disappearance.

TRANSCRIPT:

Hey look at that dude, he’s down bad lol

Literally worshipping a shrine of pokimaine wtf

that’s not even down bad, that’s down terrible

down offensive

down horrendous

down egregious

YO DUDE THE PLANE WHAT RHESJE-

END OF TRANSCRIPT

We believe the mention of any down level that isn’t yet classified, brings it into existence. So please for the love of god, stop posting down bad definitions.