dozered

To have someone screw you over super hard unintentionally.

Dude did your buddy Dave just take off with that girl you were talking up all night and buying drinks for? You just got dozered son!

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Dozer

Synonym for "awesome".

"That football match was dozer!"

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dozer

1. Marijuana, Weed, Herb, Mary Jane, Reefer, Grass, Dope, Green, Green Wood
Smoking marijuana tends to get some people sleepy, in other words some people "doze" off.

-That dozer we smoked knocked me out

-Yall niggas think I'm trippin cuz I'm on dat dozer -Master P

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Dozer

A person who toils mindlessly at the same mundane endeavors as their forefathers without ever seeking to alter their course or advance their processes in anyway. (from HBO's Fraggle Rock, Dozers perpetually built and rebuilt structures for the Fraggles to devour)

The dozers can't seem to grasp the idea because it wasn't listed in the manual.

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Dozer

One who struggles to comprehend simple tasks, easily forgets their place in conversation. The dozer will often respond to a question with a blank look.

'Yo, did you step in dog shit on your way in?' 'Whut?' 'fucking dozer'
'This guy drank too much of that Dozè Cuervo'

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dozer

1. a bulldozer

2. a blow with the fist(possibly pronounced doozer)

The dozer broke down on the spot.

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dozer

A guy who has sex doggie style and drives it home hard and steady for hours and is able to rock his lady's world, until she quivers and shakes. An earth mover,excellent in the bedroom,able to please sexually.

I took Joey home last night, we had mind bending sex,he's a real dozer in the bedroom.

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