Dracoitis

A disease caught when spent too much time watching draco malfoy, whether that be on tiktok or in movies. Dracoitis can be very harsh to the body, you may experience hornyness, weight loss and the craving of green apples. Dracoitis can be very addictive and so far no one has found a cure. There is a temporary cure for Dracoitis and that is streaming Tom Felton’s songs and taking a break from anywhere where you might see Malfoy.

Ugh! I think I have dracoitis! I started puking green apples with Draco’s face engraved into them!!