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The title character from Bram Stokers classic novel.
A Vampire, immortal, with the ability to transform into a bat, and hypnotize people to his whim.
Dracula lives in a huge castle in Transylvania where he sleeps with three hot vampire women who totally fear his wrath. He is usually seen dressed in a black tuxedo and long cape with a high collar. Many scientists or whatever believe that he is the original inspiration for the modern pimp.
Draculas diet consists of human blood and raw meat.
He is also quite cunning, even being able to hold a real estate agent hostage for several months and start his own brand of cereal. Dracula also has this guy named Reinfeld, a total psycho who eats bugs and shouts a lot.
Dracula isn't all powerful though, he has a few weaknesses. These weaknesses include, garlic, the cross, holy water, sharpened pieces of wood, and sunlight (which will totally make him explode)
Dracula was killed by Dr. Van Helsing at the end of the book, but returns from the grave every now and then to hang out and stuff.
"They say you are a man of good... taste".
"Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music
they make"
"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?"
(Jonathan Harker accidentally cuts himself while shaving)
Jonathan Harker: "I didn't hear you coming in".
Dracula: "Take care how you cut yourself. It is more dangerous than you think"
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Noun/Verb: The result of coughing/vomiting into one's sleeve after ripping a pipe too hard, giving the sound and appearance of a vampire raising his cape to his mouth and exclaiming "Blaaaah!"
He ripped the pipe too hard. You could see it in his face. He didn't want to drop the piece, so he quickly raised his arm, coughing into his bicep. The problem is that the cough turned to vomit, and he pulled a Dracula all over his sleeve.
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A fictional character who is a vampire from Transylvania in Europe. He can turn into a bat anytime he wants and lives in a wealthy castle, which is why they call him "Count Dracula". He also likes to suck blood from bitches who have the biggest booties or tits and fuck them afterwards. But then he gets his ass hunted by Van Helsing who puts a wooden stake through his ass in almost every story of his. And Dracula hates the sign of a cross.
Guy 1: Dude that movie of Dracula was sick man!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Did you know that the bitch he fucks in the beginning of the movie lives around our area in real life?
Guy 1: No fucking way! Lets get some vampire makeup near Halloween and fuck her!
Guy 2: Yeah, but its only February now.
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Dracula is a term for someone who eats out a girl during a period or performs oral sex, whether it be a guy or girl doing it.
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Romanian word meaning Devil. Term used to describe Lucifer or other evil denizens.
Originally used to describe Vampires since these folk were thought to have dealings with devilish creatures, it was used as the name for Bram Stokers main character in his 1897 Gothic Novel of that same name.
Person 1: That person is so shady and mysterious.
Person 2: Must be a Dracula.
Person 1: How did he know that? No one knows that!
Person 2: Well obviously he must be a Dracula. Only people who deal with evil would know that!
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Dracula, aka Vlad the Impaler was born in 1431 in Sighisoara, a small town in Transylvania. He led his own independent policy in relation to the Ottoman Empire. He is known in Turkish as Kaziglu Bey, or "the Impaler Prince", and is a popular folk hero in Romania and Moldova even today. He is popularly associated with the title of vampire and drinking peoples blood. He was a real person and lead his own reigen agaianst the turks and played a big role in defending Christian Europe. In my opinion i think he is a fucking awesome.
Many times Dracula and his army would go into Ottoman territory and cause big havoc. In one of his invasions, he is supposedly killed more than 40,000 Turks and impaled them so when the next Turkish army would cross by they would see it and retreat.
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