i went to the bathroom and dracula's teabag was floating in the toilet
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a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)
i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.
my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag
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