drag bunt

descretely farting while passing through a crowd of people

Bob layed down a drag bunt as he passed through the crowd at the Phish concert. When he turned back to admire his work he sadly realized none of the soilies had noticed.

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The Drag Bunt

The act of finding a person in the open, holding your penis out as if it is a baseball bat; drag the penis along the person's face while running as fast away as possibe.

See that librarian reading that book? Im going to do The Drag Bunt so hard I will knock her glasses off.