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fucked up feet that look like they've been kickin' a bag of flour around
Yo dragon feet are scratchin' up my leg, heffa!!!
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Very wide feet belonging to a female that have short toes and extreme dryness, appearing to be almost scaly. They most closely resemble the feet of a dragon, although they belong to a female human. The female will most likely walk around barefoot whenever possible as all shoes are uncomfortable, even when it is dangerous, such as lifting and moving heavy objects or when walking across gravel.
Person 1: "I'm going to stay over at your house tonight."
Person 2: "Not with those dragon feet, you aren't! I don't want to end up with my legs all scratched up!"
Although the gravel driveway was painful to walk across for Tina, it was no problem for Carole as she used her dragon feet to traipse right across.
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your first real love, your darkest nightmare
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.
*some time later*
SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.
---5 long years later---
SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?
SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...
PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...
PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...
PijimSammy: Crap!
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!
Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.
*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*
...
???: Not today.