drank to much soy sauce

Why did you jug down a whole bottle of soy sauce like I did

Do it agian and drink a bottle of delicious ketchup

Try it ketchup is yummy

(Seriously don’t)

Child:“Mum you drank to much soy sauce“ what the hell idiot mum
Spy Dad:so that’s why there’s no more soy sauce...
Spy Dad:GEt OVER HERe