dreamer bulk

Bulking to add muscle involves a caloric surplus leading to some fat gain. A dreamer bulk goes too far and the individual becomes fat as fatass with no muscle gains. Typically results from extremely high caloric surplus of junk/fast food and little to no training.

"I gained 50 lbs in three months!"
"Nice dreamer bulk."

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Dreamer Bulk

A bulk during which the weightlifter puts on enormous amounts of fat (often achieving over 30% bf) and leaves the fat on for an extended period of time (generally over a year). This is called a "dreamer bulk" because these people are living for a dream (e.g., a vision of an ideal-but-distant future state that non-dreamers cannot perceive and find difficult to understand). This often subjects the dreambulker to derision from non-weightlifters, amateur weightlifters, internet forum addicts, and other people who only understand aesthetics or the pursuit of short-term physical goals. What critics of dreambulkers often overlook is that the extra fat limits muscle catabolism, cushions joints during heavy lifts, and (most importantly) functions like a full-body weight vest that increases both isotonic and isometric exertion throughout the entirety of the bulk. Dreambulkers often make rapid gains in strength, as well as in endurance-against-resistance. Also, when dreambulkers do finally cut back to low body fat levels, they usually retain gains in strength and muscle mass in their lean state that are unparalleled in people who have not done similar bulk-cut routines.

See also: dreamerbulker, permabulker

"I cannot believe I just saw you bench 600lbs."
"Yeah, well, I was on a dreamer bulk for years."

"You're huge! Did you use steroids?"
"Nah, I'm 100% natty. I just dreamer bulked."