dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".

Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina

under the dress vagina press

A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.

This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck

Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD

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