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drift turd

when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along

dude i landed my drift turd

by spazmin March 9, 2008


drifting turd

When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.

A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious

by jester01 February 9, 2011

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