drinkable shot

We’re looking for a drink. Fruity. Not whiskey. Loathe vodka. Tequila will kill ya. Ok actually look, me Britneigh and Ashlee wanna get fucked up but the hardest drink we can handle is a Zima. Plz halp. But like, 22 year olds will drink, like ~aNyThInG~

Make me something yummy, like a drinkable shot.