driving for dick

A viral meme made popular by singer Ethan Tide, who remixed a clip of porn star Sophie Anderson singing in her car.

1. Used when someone is attractive.

2. Used when driving to a booty call.

1. "Omg when did Jimmy get so hot? I'm driving for dick."
"Girl, he's not even cute"

2. "I can't talk right now. On my way to Jimmys. I'm driving for dick."
"Get your shit together Karen"

drive-thru dick

When a man puts his dick in a hot dog bun and sticks it out a window. He waits for someone to notice and relishes the moment. Mustard optional, but manditory.

Ben: I'll take one foot-long hot dog.
Nick: That will be 4.28
(Ben pulls up to the window.)
Ben: What the fuck is that?
Josh: Looks like a dick to me.
Nick: You just witnessed a drive-thru dick.
Ben: Kudos. Man.

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