Drop-a-pound

When having to go to the bathroom and take a crap weigh your self before you go and weigh yourself after to see how much your poop weighed! Drop-a-pound

If I weigh 200 lbs before I poop and weigh 199 pounds after my dump then I just dropped-a-pound. Drop-a-pound!

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Million Pound Drop

When a rich guy sits on the toilet, he's in a rush so he doesn't pull his trousers down all the way. As he is rich he has one million pounds in his pocket. He the million pound drops out of his pocket into the crapper.

Based on the Channel 4 progam, Million Pound Drop Live.

For fuck sake. I've only gone and done the Million Pound Drop, Jeeves!

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drop pound

(v)(intrjctn)to throw down money or item on a bet.

"drop pound on that cee-lo bro, bout to hit the 4-5-6 and get all your pound"