drop the dragon

To take a large and steaming shit of a massive contiguous shape. Generally outside in the cold (I.E. camping, wintery situations, etc). Can envoke a dragon like roar/howl to express pure glee and accomplishment.

Oh man, I have to drop the dragon something fierce!

Dude, I just dropped the dragon over behind that tree(perhaps you heard my roar?). Be careful over there, it is still breathing fire! (hence the rising steam)

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drop a dragon's goat

Take a dump.

"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."