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Throwing a burrito at your coworkers because they changed your wall paper.
"Kurt dropped the chalupa when Nancy Reagan disappeared from his screen saver."
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In prison, an inmate is asked to "drop the chalupa" which means to squad down, lean forward enough for the guard to see their asshole, then cough. This is how guards check for things shoved up the ass.
Hey offender, why are you acting weird? Get out of them and drop the chalupa!
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Used in public when you have to take a dump.
Damn it! I gotta drop a chalupa.
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in reference to defication
I usually drop a chalupa right after lunch
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to take a big-ass dump, especially after consuming food from Taco Bell
Q: Ever wonder how the sour cream gets inside of the burritos?
A: The Taco Bell dog fucked them.
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when you tell someone who keeps pursuing you and trying to hit on you to back the fuck off or to cut the crap because you're just not interested
Sarah was at a party and this guy named Kelvin kept tryin to holla holla so she told him "Drop the Chalupa Kelvin! You're not my type!"
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A unique sexual activity requiring advance preparation and a girl you never want to see again. Before sex, get a condom and fill it with every bodily excrement imaginable. (i.e. shit, piss, vomit, snot, sweat, cum, saliva, and that diarrhea liquid shit). Tie off the condom like a water baloon, and stash it somewhere near the bed where it can be discreetly reached. During sex, change to doggie style, and just as you cum, break the condom over her fucking head!
"Hey, what happened to that chick you took home last night? You gonna see her again?"
"Naw, I dropped the chalupa, so she won't be coming around again."
"Oh, cool. Well, then can I have her number?"
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