d-rose

when you're just the man, the coolest, and a lot better than lebron james at basketball

"Dude, he just made Lebron look like a fool"
"Yeah he D-Rose'd the sh*t outta him"

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D Rosed

pronunciation: /ˈdē ˈrōzd/

When the lightning-quick actions of a person or persons (ie. Derrick Rose) confound so profoundly that the opponent has no other option than to attempt to not look like a pussy.

Whoo! DAAAAAMN did you just see that spin move!!! TOO FUCKIN DIRTY! you just got D Rosed mothafucka!!

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D Rose

When a male fakes an orgasm after the first ejaculation. Usually do to alcohol or male enhancement consumption.

Derrick Rose is an NBA player who was injured after being the youngest MVP. He made several attempts to return but fell to more injuries each time . Getting D Rosed is when a man gives his all during the 1st round of sex & no matter what he can't cum during the next round so he fakes an orgasm.

I couldn't get off after going ham with this hot chick, so I pulled a D Rose & went to sleep.

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D Rose

the act of D Rosing someone or to D Rose.

"Person Types something"
"post a picture of D Rose

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D-rose Effect

When somebody is constantly getting injured/hurt we call it the D-rose (Derrick Rose) effect. This means that the person who keeps getting hurt has undergone the D-Rose effect.

Jimmy got hurt again? Wow that kid got hit hard by the D-rose effect.

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Lil Pump D rose

Lul pommp ooouuu Lul pumm yuhhh 80 awn ma rist 100 on ma rist 80 awn ma rist 100. D wroze, D rose, D Roose, D rouse, D ruuos, D wose, D woahz 100 owen ma wrist bih I’m pfheelin likh d rose pawpped 4 xans nawe I’m feeling like a hewo

Lil pump d rose: I fucked your momma and your auntie

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Lil D Rose

Lil D Rose is the best rapper and has the biggest pee pee of all time

"You heard of Lil D Rose?"
"YEAH his pee pee is massive"

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