drunk as an Indian

When people get so drunk they will pass out anywhere much like Indians who would pass out it in ditches. Indian Drunks might also scream obnoxiously much like an Indian's war chant.

Mike got drunk as an Indian last night, screamed E-A-G-L-E-S over and over again and then passed out on the kitchen floor.

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drunk as ten Indians

Native American populations are plagued by a mutation of the gene for the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase, which plays a major role in metabolizing alcohol. This mutation leads the poor metabolism of alcohol; thus increasing alcohol’s toxicity

Timmy hasn’t eaten today so he got drunk as ten Indians.

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Drunk Indian Uncle

Typical NRI Vikram, Vikranth, or Vikrajatharana
Who has consumed to much red label and is now doing the worm on the dance floor to Tunak tunak tun and is trying out pick up lines on an aunties daughter(non related) based on a factual account

I see a Drunk Indian Uncle over on the dance floor
Looks Hot
0h no he's coming over