drunked

Given too much alcohol by your friends or other people. Everyone buying you drinks and shots when you only went to have "a couple." (You know it's hard to tell them you don't want it when they already bought it and it's just sitting right there in front of you...might as well drink it right?) Like getting drugged only you get drunked.

"I'm sorry I'm home so late, but it's not my fault. I got drunked!"

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drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

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drunked

What a person experiences after consuming a large amount of alcohol, symptoms include:

Lack of Balance and Inhibtion
Finding everything funny
A feelng of complete relaxation
Frequently urinating
Falling asleep anywhere
Wanting to eat things that are F*%king delicious.
Shamlessly coming onto any girl around you.

A good example of being drunked is

NIALL BRADLEY

When "drunked" Niall demonstrates all these symptoms and at the maximum level wheras others may only demonstrate a few.

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Drunk

When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)

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drunking

Drinking with the intention of getting drunk.

Are you drinking or drunking tonight?

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Drunk

There are several stages of drunkness.

1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge.

2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over.

3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.

4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.

5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.

6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!

7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.

Liz and Kari on the Fourth of July, sneaking rum inside their diet cokes while the kids were in the pool, were drunk.

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drunk

When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.

I'm so drunk. Pass that bottle of Jack, yo.

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