drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.

"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."

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