drunken pillow

After a night of heavy drinking with your friends. You find yourself in a horizontal position discovering that the chick on top of you is not as beautiful as she was an hour ago. You then proceed to discretely place your pillow on top of your face, quickly covering the monstrosity currently riding your phallus.

Man, thank god he pulled the drunken pillow last night, he would have been scared for life had he seen the way that bitch looked.

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