Drunkenly horny

Occurs when an excess amount of alcohol consumption leads to the spiked increase of testosterone, the hormones that cause a person to get aroused depending on the levels of testosterone.

J: “Yo bro, how was the party?”

X-7: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”

J: “Why not?”

X-7: “Remember I brought in a friend, SL. Yeah, she drank too much alcohol and just called me to visit her in the dorm.”

J: “Ok..? I don’t see what the problem was-“

X-7: “When we got there, SL dragged me to the couch and started taking both her pants and mines.”

J: “oh… and I thought that being “drunkenly horny” wasn’t a thing…”