dry bits

The vagina of an english woman who is over the age of 65 and has not had sex in over 10 years nor is she likely to before she dies.

The english woman was hoping the gardener would satisfy her but it was obvious that her dry bits were not desirable to anyone.

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he's a bit dry

When someone is lacking a sense of humor or personality

That new chap, he's a bit dry isn't he??