Dry Creek

No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.

Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"

Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"

dry creek dolores

A post-menopausal lesbian.

How dare she say my lemons aren't juicy enough. What would that dry creek dolores know about juicy?