Dry hop

Male masturbation without lubricant.

"I was in the dog house last night and didn't have any lube so I had to dry hop it. "

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Dry Hopping the Loo Brew

The act of farting in the shower while someone else defecates in the same bathroom. Similar to how dry hopping adds flavor to home brewed beer, the bulk of the bathroom stench originates from the product in the toilet bowl while the fart produced in a steamy shower serves to accent it.

Me: *Farts in shower*

Wife (while pooping): That sounded kinda wet...

Me: I'm just dry hopping the loo brew, sweetheart.

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