Dry in the eyes

A situation or joke that is very harsh or sarcastic and stings

'"I got a 5/14 on my essay, our teacher is harsh."
"Yeah, that's' a little dry in the eyes for you."
"Yeah!!"

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Dry your eyes

Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'

Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy

Dry your eyes

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

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dry your eyes

stop yer damn complainin!

-eeek! i just broke a nail!
-oh dry your eyes, they're fake anyway...

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not a dry eye in the house

every single person in a particular space is touched

After listening to the touching news from the US, there is not a dry eye in the house

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Dry Eye Suprise

After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.

Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!

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Dry eye syndrome

Something Jaemin apparently has when he plays the mafia game with his dream bros.

Jaemin: I use artificial tears
NCT Dream: do you suffer from dry eye syndrome?
Jaemin: yes I dO

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Nobody:
Jaemin: dRY EYE SYNDROME

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