dry irish

The emergency substitution of mashed potatoes for anal lube.

Things were going great til I tried to slip her a dry Irish...we haven't talked in few days.

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Irish Dry

Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only

Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit

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