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Dry Jerk

When you use Baby Powder to make your dick very dry, then you jack it with the said powder

I'm was out of lube today, so i had to Dry Jerk it

by Ryan Muttsky September 27, 2008

20πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


dry jerk (DJ)

when a girl is too lazy to lube your handjob, or give a blowjob, or is too prudish to fuck. Often results in chafing, and not calling said girl again......

Man, that bitch gave me the dry jerk (DJ), I aint calling her no mo.

by skeeza November 24, 2007

19πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Carribean Jerk Dry Rub

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.

I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.

by Drinking Tom May 27, 2015

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dry jerk

Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.

Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.

Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020


Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.

She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.

by Lordofthefrat August 10, 2016