a time when you take a shit but you have something hella hard like your pp and takes forever to push and feels like giving birth
tommyinit: I had a dry poop the other day
wilbursoot: what the fuck
tommyinit: my poop was a boy
The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.
I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!
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