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When you run the shower to conceal that you are taking a shit; however, no actual showering takes place.
This behavior occurs when one's rectal backfiring is in earshot of another person.
Dry Showering is typically exhibited by individuals that are phobic of fart-expression.
I fart really loudly when I drop a deuce and I don't want my girlfriend's mom to hear me. Time for a Dry Shower. She'll NEVER know what I'm really doing in here, heh! heh!
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An alternative format of showering where one uses copious amounts of deodorant and/or dry shampoo instead of the conventional soap and water. Often used when time restrictions and/or laziness are present.
Effects can be improved by brushing teeth for twice as long also.
Recommended for days when little human contact is made. Staying in dark places and at least 1m from people at all times is suggested.
"I'm about to use the bathroom, do you need it?"
"Nah, I've already showered today"
"Really?"
"Yeah, pretty much, I had a dry shower..."
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Masturbating in the shower without letting the water touch you
My wife caught me taking a dry shower the other day!
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A sexual act where the female is covered in sand and the male cum's on her and she rubs the sand and sperm all over her vagina. This is absolutely the nastiest thing on the planet, I've done it once with a girl but only because she had a weird fetish for it.
I dry showered my girlfriend, it was gross.
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When a bogan or southern/western Australian uses deodorant or anti-perspirant to remove body odour instead of a shower.
guy: mate, you stink. go take a bogan dry shower, we're late for the kangaroo to the mall
other guy: fuck, really? all right then *sssst*
ok, lets go
When a woman gives a man a blow job and just when he is about to cum she pulls back and waits for him to jizz on her face, he moans, groans and enjoys it but there is no jizz
Girl 1- I was blowing Jake last night and just when I thought he was about to jizz I pulled back but nothing happened?!
Girl 2- What?
Girl 1- He had The Dry Shower head, shame!
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