dry turkey

A person who owes money to someone(usually for drugs) and takes too long to pay them back.

This dry turkey owes me so much money, I'm 'bout to whoop his ass.

Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!

This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!

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Dry Turkey

A person who acts unusually white/uncool, lame ect. Much like "jive turkey" just a bit worse.

"Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"

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Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.