Duced-Up

A profound regret and embarrassment caused by the creeping, heavy stench of an un-planned, ill-timed yet unavoidable "number 2" restroom visitation; commonplace in fast-food restaurants, college dormitories and other semi-intimate settings with notoriously poor air circulation.

I don't think I got the job, I bad duced-up at the break. WTF, who puts the shitter that close to the kitchen...? Everyone just scattered...

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