but we can't all be lake ducks

bɐtwi:kɐ:nto:lbi:læikdɐks a metamorphic phrase that can be adapted to mean whatever you need it to mean, versatile, like the pathological liar of the idiom world.

Angela: We know that the ants are responsible for the decline of the Roman Empire.
Natalie: I know, but we can't all be lake ducks.

duck lake

A mud hole in orange city Florida where meth heads, fake rednecks, anyone who's willing to fuck their cousins, and everyone who escaped a clothes hanger abortion resides. Typically they can be found there at any time during the week due to the fact that none of them have jobs and they dispose of their new born children in the dumpster behind the Home Depot at the beginning of the main entrance. No vehicle in sight is worth over 4 thousand dollars and taking it in the mud to make sure you cannot get a job is a requirement. The shittiest truck with the most rebel flags is usually the tribe leader.

One time I ate out my cousin in the bed of a 2 wheel drive dodge Dakota when we got stuck in the middle of duck lake .