duck talk

verb (sexually explicit)' to effectively run snobby people out of your dwelling by talking about sexual encounters with ducks.. Particularly useful in ducked situations...'

jizzel.. 'so chris... do you have gloves and a mask? i would love to have some duck talk in the park?
chris... 'of course I always have time for duck talk, what will it be this ducking time?'
john 'ok, we are going to stalk the ducks.. we are going to assault the ducks, then we will put a pellet in the ducks, we will snag the ducks, we will tease the ducks, then we will please the ducks... right before we get some fresh duck butter, cut the duck, fuck the duck, eat the duck, and dispose of the duck..'
chris.. 'you are a sick ducker'

"everyone in the room has left at the word stalk"

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Talking ducks

A term to indicate someone's questioning of the validity of one aspect in a fictional story is in fact overshadowed by the absurdity of the story's basic premise.

A phrase first coined when one person loudly wondered how the ducks in a Donald Duck story managed to breathe under water without any visible breathing apparatus on their diving suit, and another replied "You know you're reading a story about talking ducks, right?"

Seb: "So how did they hide a physical object in a mirror's reflection in the first Harry Potter?"

Gordon: "Dude. Talking ducks."

duck talk

The phrase used to counter a ridiculous statement, between friends, that lacks substance

Person 1: “So I feel like I’m just not good enough”
Person 2: “That’s duck talk”