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When you take a dump and realise you forgot to refill the toilet paper, so have to duck walk to the cabinet, get the toilet paper and duck walk back.
Person A (in toilet) : Can you get me some toilet paper please?
No reply.
Person A: Oh fuck, im gonna have to suck it up and do the duck walk.
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The act of taking one leg and moving it back and forth while going forward. The king of rock n' roll, Chuck Berry, perfected this move and since then millions have copied this move but only one person other than Chuck can perform it, Angus Young.
Dude, you suck at the duck walk. Stop trying to be like Chuck or Angus.
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Easy to accomplish. Trivial. Used in the 1983 movie "Scarface" (with Al Pacino) as a substitute for the term "cake walk."
Let me tell you, it ain't no duck walk.
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A man just got new kicks, he walks very carefully, toes pointed out, to not step on anything while keeping the shoe toes from creasing.
What's up with him? Awe, see his new Jordan's, he's doin the duck walk, gotta keep those puppies fresh.
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The duck walk is the traditional act of a whore ( not worthy of a towel or nut rag) whom is forced to walk bent over to the bathroom with Spooge / Nut running down the small of her back. The duck walk gives a man a humerous moment of triumph while watching such a degrading walk of shame. The duck walk was established in the 1800's by a brother of Phi Delta Theta at the Auburn University Chapter; and has spread from east to west coast due to its popularity. 2019
"Hey Billy you should of seen the look on that dirty whore's face when I made her do the duck walk."
"That nasty bitch was not worthy of my towel so I pointed towards the bathroom and stated: Do the duck walk you skank bitch; and thanks for the meaningful one-night stand.
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When you accidentally shit a little but catch the shit nugget between your cheeks by squeezing your ass tight to hold it until a shitter can be reached.
Chet farted but accidentally shit instead and had to hold to duck walk to bathroom to keep from letting the shit out.
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* group of students lookin at foot prints in the mud *
student a) look these foot prints were made by a duck
student b ) noo they dont have webbed feet but they sure do go out
teacher ) sorry yung childern that is chris durante's foot steps
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