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adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical
When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.
"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."
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Sam’s favorite game to play other than pubg
Person 1: wanna play a game?
Person 2: which game?
Person 1: Duck duck dick, of course!
Person 2: No thanks, I’m not a thirsty pubg vagene.
Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.
"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"
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/duc-dih-king/
Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."
Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.
Getting dick in a crowd so you are squatting like Donald duck
We did it duck dick style in the crowd last night
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Duck dick stew is an Asian delicacy consisting of wild duck penis, duck broth, and most commonly poatoes and vegetables. Typically it is cooked in a crock pot for 4 to 8 hours.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.
"Dude, how many duck dicks do you do when you do a duck dick stew?"
"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but something new i do is smoked duck dick too."
A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.
I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.