If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
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God my duderus hurts, most be on my period. His male uterus hurts.
pronounced DOOD-erus. Synonym for a gay man's asshole. Much the same as man-pussy, butt-cunt, mangina, boygina, etc.
Because of all the fucking last night, my duderus sure was raw this morning.
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A uterus which is incapable of producing female offspring.
She had so many sons her duderus was like a circus clown car.
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Noun. The mystical reproductive organ that some women believe men to have, esp. those who need some time with the girls
"Hey, girl! Forget him! Uteruses before duderuses!"
Like chicks before dicks but better.
There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses
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